Rewatching TFA last night

Kylo’s ship lands on Takodana
Me: Rey your boyfriend is here.

Kylo: Forget the droid – we have what we need.
Me: U idiot. U mean *u* have what *u* need.
Reylo bridal carry.
Me: *high-pitched noises only dogs can hear*

Rey: That happens when you’re being hunted by a creature in a mask.
Me: Creature, you say?
Me: Oh, honey.
Kylo takes his mask off, Rey is speechless.
Me: Same.
Me: Ridiculous

Kylo: Don’t worry; I feel it too.
Me: R.I.D.I.C.U.L.O.U.S.
Reylo mind battle
Me: Theremin Sonata

General Sux: Ren believed it was no longer valuable to us. That the girl was all we needed.
Me: Where’s the lie?
Kylo: *mumbles* But she’s so pretty!

Rey: You’re a monster!
Me: In the sack!

Kylo: You need a-
Me: -lover!
Kylo: I can show you the ways of-
Me: love!

Reylo stare across planet-consuming chasm that has opened between them
Me: ✔✔, 10/10


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